Let’s be honest! Most men’s shorts out there feel like someone stitched them during a power cut. Not ours.
These bros are made from a 240 GSM loop-knit cotton. That's the same legendary compact cotton fabric as our oversized tees (aka the stuff that survived dozens of wash cycles without crying for help, and the one Bronoun got so many compliments for).
We've added zippered pockets on both sides so your phone doesn’t do parkour every time you sit or just hasta la vista when you're skydiving or some shit.
And a back pocket for your wallet, your past mistakes, or whatever else you’d rather keep behind you.
Utility loops on both sides? Hell yes. Our shorts are made for everyone - regardless of whether you are left handed, right handed, or even gay. Hook your keys, cap, or that emotional baggage you’ve been carrying since Harambe's passing. These loops are tough, subtle, and ready for game.
And right above your big bro? A cheeky green tag with a confidence booster every time you flip out the weapon of mass destruction at urinals or your annual performance review meeting with the HR.
Available in Black and Navy for now because that's all we could afford and we didn't exactly want any clown-coloured combinations. This is functional fashion for bros who know what’s up.
Put 'em on. Drop the mic. Walk out.
