Bronoun hoodies: where comfort meets no-nonsense minimalism. No loud branding, no external labels, just a pure dose of relaxation.
Because trust me brother, popping a Xanax daily is not cheap.
We forged these babies with a 350 GSM, 100% cotton fabric - giving you a smooth finish on the surface. Of course, not as smooth as your pickup lines to those unforgiving women on Hinge.
These fellas also come with a soft fleece lining on the inside, the best thing ever that makes you feel like you're wrapped in a warm hug - but one that respects your space, unlike the ex you left in the dust.
Drawstrings? Gone. Khatam, ta-ta, goodbye.
We hit a profound realisation that they do little except for dangling awkwardly in your soup, tickling her on the back when you lean in, or interrupt when you're simply tying your shoe laces. (Yes, we tested every scenario. *wink wink*)
This way you get a clean and seamless look with no fuss that would be a borderline choking hazard.
Tolerance? Perfect for light winters, these hoodies are cosy without turning into a mini sauna when the winter sun decides to show up.
Picture yourself braving the cool air - feeling comfortable and confidently string-free because with god as my witness, Bronoun hoodies have your back, and front.
